When Love bites you in the ass and you kind of become a bitter old lady…
These are the kind of exchanges you have with your girlfriends who are equally as bitter and jaded:
Me: “F*ck the people in front of me is a couple. All kissy and shit. Poop”
Girlfriend: “Ew. Throw something at them.”
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For the record, I did not throw anything at them. Although I was tempted.
And I’m sure they are happy and oblivious which is the way it should be 
Those of you who are in happy and mutually loving relationships, WONDERFUL!!
Those of you who feel like empty kicked around tin cans, join the club!
Lets fill our tin cans with humor, lots of bitter jokes and be bitches!!!
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