BADASSERY.

What does it take to be badass?

Iono but soy milk might just almost get you there.

Currently, I feel very good. I just had some organic soy milk and some sweet chewy glutinous rice cake with sweet red beans and it made me feel really happy.

Maybe thats just the formula to rule the world.

They should make injections like that.

Don’t ruin your body with steroids.

Instead!

inject into your veins some soy!

I think this is the winning ticket. I need to patent this.

My catchy advert. line would go like this:

Soy injections.

A mixture of sweet rice cake, red beans, and that precious protein!

It’s all natural, healthy, and a quick fix!

No more chewing, no more of that tedious swallowing!

All you need to do is stick, shoot, and smile!

OK honestly… that sounds super freaky. I don’t even know why I wrote this or where I’m going with this. I just feel super happy after that delicious snack. It was so yummy, I’m spewing crazy talk from my mouth that could land me in the fun house.

Anyways I need to go to bed now on this happy feeling.